Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHelpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call. Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.