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- If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
- Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
- Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.
- Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
- I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.