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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
39 Funny questions quotes
Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.
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Sounds like my kind of cheating—study edition! 😂📚📝
Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.
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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.
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When the movie turns into a two-player trivia game: "Who’s that guy again?" 🎥🤔🍿
That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.
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Sounds like he's gathering blackmail material for future negotiations 🤔🕵️♂️📚
I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.
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Me returning to skipped questions like I'm in a disguise 🤔🕵️♂️ #JustChecking
Death by a thousand stupid questions.
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Sounds like a slow day at the office! 😂🙄📚
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?
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When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️