26 Funny reminder quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
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  2 months ago

  View →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Notifications are a reminder that you exist.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
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  4 months ago

  View →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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