54 funny reminder quotes - Wordgag

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

May 30, 2026

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

May 30, 2026

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

May 30, 2026

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

May 29, 2026

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

May 29, 2026

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

May 29, 2026

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

May 29, 2026

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

May 29, 2026

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

May 29, 2026

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

May 28, 2026

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

May 28, 2026

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

May 28, 2026

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

May 28, 2026

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

May 28, 2026

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

May 28, 2026

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

May 28, 2026

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

May 28, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

May 28, 2026

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

May 28, 2026

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

May 28, 2026

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

May 27, 2026

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

May 26, 2026

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

May 26, 2026

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

May 26, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

May 26, 2026

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

May 26, 2026

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

May 25, 2026

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

May 25, 2026

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

May 25, 2026

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

May 25, 2026

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

May 24, 2026

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

May 23, 2026

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

May 23, 2026

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

May 23, 2026

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

May 23, 2026

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

May 23, 2026

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

May 22, 2026

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

May 22, 2026

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

May 22, 2026

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

May 22, 2026