How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.