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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and Iโ€™m actually not allowed to do that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

โ€œYouโ€™re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, itโ€™s in the fine print somewhere.โ€

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Sorry for bouncing my leg. Iโ€™m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. Iโ€™m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

You should be allowed to miss work if youโ€™re not feeling sexy.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

I donโ€™t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

If a girl sends you selfies and you donโ€™t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Posted onMar 24, 2026

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