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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”
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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.
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Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! 😂🐋🔞
Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.
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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.
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Starting my day at 4 p.m. really shows how angelic I am 😇✨ #BlessedProcrastinator #LivingMyBestLife
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! 🛋️🏃♂️😂
Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.
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Looks like I've been chatting with royalty—hello, Your Excellency, Bot from Lagos! 🤖👑😂
You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.
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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚
Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?
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Remembering those days when teachers doubled as restroom gatekeepers 🤔🚪 Who knew bladder control was part of the curriculum? 😂🚽📚