63 Funny bathroom quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

  Commentary:
  When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

  Commentary:
  Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

  Commentary:
  Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

  Commentary:
  When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

  Commentary:
  "Level up your heist skills: become a Time Bandit! 🚽⏰🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

  Commentary:
  "Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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  Commentary:
  "Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"

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