I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your autograph request turns into a gratitude card 😂✍️😅 Related funny posts 🤝 This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”. “Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks. Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe… Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.