My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?” Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like selective hearing is a marital superpower! 👂😅🔊 Related funny posts 🤝 My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything. I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.