I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids. Posted onNov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize. I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.