Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.
  • Single, not sure how to mingle.
  • Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.
  • Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?