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Living the dream: skip the work and go straight to the tropical beach villa! 🍹💸🏝️
49 Funny aspiration quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.
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Chasing the dream since the playground days! 🏖️😴 #RetirementGoals
My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.
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When my wallet catches up with my dreams, even my shoes will be strutting like they're on a mission! 👠💸✨
I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.
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Dream big! Maybe start with a kazoo solo 😄🤘🎸
Can we skip to the rich part?
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"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
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"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"