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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Commentary:
"Maybe ghosts just have really bad taste in home decor 🤷‍♂️👻 Or maybe they're just trying to make a fashion statement with their tattered, old sheets! Who needs fitted sheets when you can float through walls, right? 😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitted, fitted sheet, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, linens, never, notice, observation, sheet, wear on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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