I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. Posted onOct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me. The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
