Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.
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  • Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
  • You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.
  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.