I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Commentary:"Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions. My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck. Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following? 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.