I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!” “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.