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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.