💾 Save Image I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work. 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake? Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: boss, cannonball, conclusions, confidence, diving, exaggeration, humor, i, jump