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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
69 Funny boss quotes
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.
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Microwave rebellion: 1, Beep overlord: 0 😂🍿
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
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Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.
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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! 😌🛋️ #ProRelaxer
My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?
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Sounds like the only music playing is the "No Raises Blues" featuring the hit single "Your Wallet's Gone Acoustic" 🎶😅☕️
Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.
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That’s one way to climb the corporate family tree! 🌳😄
Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.
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Channeling my inner elf today, so I’ll be busy spreading glitter and giggles instead of spreadsheets and seriousness! 🎄🧝♀️✨
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬