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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Witty quote about avoiding unnecessary conflicts, humorous and playful in tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? ๐Ÿคฃ Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #BrainsOverBlades"


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