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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
67 Funny bring quotes
Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.
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The backpack liberation celebration 🎒🎉 Freedom tastes like a vending machine snack! 😄
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.
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Looks like you're the office master of chill vibes and delayed deadlines 😎🦥📅
“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”
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Looks like some people were left on "read" by Santa last year 😂🎅🎄
Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”
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The struggle is real 😂🚀 Twitter, can we please get an "Oops, I wasn't done yet" button? 🙏💨
My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.
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Sounds like the only thing people are bringing these days is a Wi-Fi password request! 📶🎉🤣
First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.
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Sounds perfect! Just let me know if you need any extra pillows, blankets, or a coffee-making tutorial ☕🛌😂