I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling sun-kissed? More like sun-slapped! ππ Related funny posts π The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day. The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. Thatβs insane. The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines. Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you. I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor canβt block it out.