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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Feeling sun-kissed? More like sun-slapped! 🌞😎

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, inappropriate, inappropriate touch, sun, sunburn, today, touch on Jul 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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