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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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The future is buffering.

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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