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Feeling sun-kissed? More like sun-slapped! 🌞😎
28 Funny touch quotes
Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.
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Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.
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Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨
Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.
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I'd probably end up hugging that gold bar and whispering, "It's not you, it's my bank account." 😂💰🤗
Why touch grass when you can touch ass?
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Priorities, am I right? 😂🍑🌿
Touch my butt, not my coffee.
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When it comes to priorities, my butt is negotiable, but coffee is a sacred no-touch zone! ☕🍑😂
Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?
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"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"
“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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"Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"
Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.
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"When you're so out of news, even the dust bunnies are giving you the cold shoulder! 🐇📞🤣"
I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
Commentary:
"Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"