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Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Being social sucks all my energy.

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