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Wow, wait till he finds out about Santa! 🎅📚😂
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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.
Commentary:
Next year's performance has already been nominated for the Drama Desk Awards! 🎭😂
Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.
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When your shopping cart has more commitment issues than your ex! 📦😂📦
Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone wants to protect their ears from another surprise podcaster debut! 🎙️🙉😂
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
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Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.
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Sharks, squids, and mysteries? I'm just here for the suntan and the beach selfies! 🦈🌊📸
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.
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When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦♂️❤️🔮
None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.
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Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚