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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Live now on Discord:

My life coach traded me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Going viral on Slack:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Making waves on Facebook:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Breaking via Instagram:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Seen just now on Facebook:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Live now on YouTube:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Funny none quotes are the perfect mix of wit and whimsy to brighten your day 😂✨ Whether you’re in need of a chuckle or just some clever wordplay, these gems will have you laughing out loud 🤣💬 Dive into a world where humor meets honesty, and prepare for a smile explosion! 😄🔥 Ready to share the fun? Let’s get those giggles going! 🎉📢

New funny none quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
1 week ago
Share →: None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Commentary:
"When your phone’s more dramatic than an Oscar-winning movie! 🍿📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Commentary:
"When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Commentary:
😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"
3 months ago
Share →: My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life's little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything's more interesting when you're searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉
5 months ago
Share →: I miss when bills were none of my business.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Reported on Reddit:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Going viral on Discord:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Seen just now on Messenger:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Going viral on X:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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