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23 Funny none quotes

Funny none quotes are the perfect mix of wit and whimsy to brighten your day 😂✨ Whether you’re in need of a chuckle or just some clever wordplay, these gems will have you laughing out loud 🤣💬 Dive into a world where humor meets honesty, and prepare for a smile explosion! 😄🔥 Ready to share the fun? Let’s get those giggles going! 🎉📢

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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