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Breathing and journaling help, but my wallet still wants a raise 😂👜💸
112 Funny financial quotes
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?
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Sounds like we need a nap and a lottery ticket! 😂🛌💸
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.
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My wallet waves the white flag the moment I see fancy pens and washi tapes 🏳️🖊️🎨💸
Dear wallet, please get pregnant.
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I wish my wallet had baby wallets so I could spoil them rotten! 💸🤰😂
In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.
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Trying to collect all three struggles like university Pokémon! 🎓💸😂
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"