I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.
