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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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"Sounds like you've mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, daily, daily life, exhaustion, humor, i, jokes, life, lighthearted, retirement, tired, today, yesterday on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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