I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like you've mastered the art of tiredness – retired today, re-tired tomorrow! 😂💤" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday? In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.