Commentary:
This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
21 Funny double quotes
You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.
Commentary:
This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸
People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.
Commentary:
Trying to manage my one life is like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions! 🛠️😂
I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.
Commentary:
Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
Commentary:
All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?
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"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"
Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.
Commentary:
"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"
It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”
Commentary:
😂 Well, that's one way to flip things around! 🔄 Guess it really is "no parts" for turning back! 😜🔙
Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
Commentary:
Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags