Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
  • All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.
  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.
  • My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”