There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn't taste as good as you expected.

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“Imagine a world where you could get a calorie refund for disappointing food… 🍔🤷‍♂️ Sorry burger, you were not up to par, here’s your calories back! 😂 #CalorieRefund #FoodieHumor”

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