I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. Posted onNov 24, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”
