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  • Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.
  • I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.
  • The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?
  • That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.
  • I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.
  • Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.