Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
  • For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.
  • Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
  • If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.
  • I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.