I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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"Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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