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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Going bananas on Discord:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Just shared via Reddit:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Spotted on Facebook:

Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

2 weeks ago

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"Using a headshot from 2008 on LinkedIn is like setting up a blind date with someone and showing up 10 years older and 10 pounds heavier 😂🕰️. It's all about managing expectations, right? 🤷‍♂️ #ThrowbackThursday #LinkedInFail"

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98 shares on X this month:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

45 shares on X this month:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

39 shares on Discord this month:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Making waves on Messenger:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Trending via Snapchat:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

Spotted on Reddit:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Trending via Slack:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Just landed via WeChat:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Seen just now on Slack:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Going viral on Snapchat:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Just shared via Telegram:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Going viral on Threads:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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