The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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“Ah, The History Channel: where ancient aliens are our unsung heroes and conspiracy theories are served with a side of bizarre enlightenment! 👽🛸 Who needs textbooks when you have extraterrestrial intervention to thank for everything, right? 😉 #HistoryAccordingToAliens”

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