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Sure, let me just check Indeed 2.0 while I'm at it 🤔💸🌟
56 Funny search quotes
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.
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When Netflix is like your overenthusiastic friend who knows everything… except where to find the movie! 🎬🤔📚
Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.
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Job hunting is just a treasure hunt where the treasure keeps getting relocated! 🗺️✨ If I find it, you'll hear the victory dance from miles away! 🎉💃
I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.
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Looks like even Google knows I'm dedicated to freestyle life choices 🤷♂️💻🤣
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera.
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I'd pay good money to see their tech support face-off with the "Sorry, something went wrong" banner!
Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”
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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.
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Guess I'll have to settle for "Weekend Bard" instead! 🎤🗡️📜
When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.
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"Rest in peace, word warrior—master of mundane meanings! 📝🤣🔍"
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨