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Funny quotes » I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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