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"Are you feeling indecisive or just not too sure? 🤔 Don't worry, it's normal to feel a little bit of both! Embrace your uncertainty with a touch of humor 😄💭 #indecisiveornot"

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

1 week ago

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

1 week ago

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

1 week ago

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

2 weeks ago

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

2 weeks ago

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

2 weeks ago

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19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

55 shares on Discord this month:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

53 shares on Slack this month:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Life is too short, and death is too long.

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

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