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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Guess I'm just a stray vibe now 🐱🤷‍♂️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bro, brush, casual, cat, humor, i, whatever on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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