I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm just a stray vibe now π±π€·ββοΈβ¨ Related funny posts π€ Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong. I shouldnβt have to go to work if itβs rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.