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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
56 Funny bro quotes
Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?
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"Of course not, Dre just forgot to text me back! 🎤🕶️😂"
I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.
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Meow you tell me, who's the purr-son in charge here? 😂🐱🗣️
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?
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When your cat takes his role as roommate a bit too seriously 😂🐱🏠
Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.
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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.
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Ah yes, the 7-minute memory card filler! 🎇🎥 You're basically Spielberg now, but without the audience. 😂📱
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.
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When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂
Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.
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When your favorite novel is the 10-page pitch deck! 📊📚😅
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄