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  • Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.
  • 50 shades of single.
  • At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.
  • Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?
  • Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
  • Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.