Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.
  • There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.
  • Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.
  • In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
  • I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.