I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI won on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. We do it every night. Annoy each other. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
