I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!
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"Step aside, commoners! 💰 I am now $6 richer thanks to my elite scratch-off skills! 🤑 Bow down to the scratch-off royalty! 👑😂"

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