Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
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  • I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.
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