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Just 37 minutes? That's enough time to celebrate with a cupcake… until your kid spills juice on it. 🍰🧃🙃
29 Funny win quotes
I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.
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Rooting for this guy like I'm cheering for my mattress topper 🛏️🤣📈
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.
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Living the dream: become a ninja millionaire! 💸🎯🕵️♂️
Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
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"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.
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"Claiming it's not a competition, but secretly ready to swoop in for the win 🏆😏 Who knew humble bragging could be so entertaining! 😂"
If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.
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🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion
I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.
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🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"
If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.
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🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆