If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
