If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Commentary:
“If God had known about all the chaos, drama, and bad decisions we’d make, He might have considered issuing a ‘no reproductivity’ policy for Adam! 🙈💬 #HumansBeingHumans”

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