I hate when I have dreams about work. Iā€™m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

I hate when I have dreams about work. Iā€™m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Commentary:
“Having work dreams is like getting unpaid overtime in your sleep! 😴💼 But hey, at least your brain is committed to the job, right? 🧠💸 #WorkHardDreamHarder”

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  • Could someone please come over here and be the adult? Iā€™m too tired.

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  • Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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