But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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“Well, at least he mastered the art of being a ‘phone-y’ criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏”

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