If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.” Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you don't quite fit anywhere but somehow fit everywhere 🤪🤷♂️ #TeamMiscellaneous Related funny posts 🤝 If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared? The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere. I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.