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  • I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

    Commentary:
    “Being myself was the plot twist nobody saw coming! 😅🤦‍♀️ #OopsIDidItAgain”

  • An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! 😂🤔 #SeeingDouble #Twinsies”

  • Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

    Commentary:
    “When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals”

  • Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

    Commentary:
    “Gay? Oh no, that’s so last season! It’s all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️‍🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow”

  • I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a ‘straight’ answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄”

  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

    Commentary:
    “Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣”

  • Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, a proud member of the Association of Sleepy Souls 🌙💤 Embrace the nap life – it’s not laziness, it’s a lifestyle choice! 😄💤”

  • How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

    Commentary:
    Ah, the age-old existential crisis disguised as a witty comeback! 🤯🧐 You know it’s bad when even your own imagination starts questioning your reality! 🤔😂 Just remember, if this is a dream, at least you have excellent taste in imaginary companions! 😉🌌

  • I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

    Commentary:
    When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ “Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I’ll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!” 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle

  • If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re already living in a Kanye West reality show, a simple hack is just another scene in the script 📱🔓😂 #KeepingUpWithKanye”

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