Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a  cool piano.”
  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
  • 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.
  • 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
  • Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
  • My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.