27 funny missed quotes - Wordgag

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

May 19, 2026

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

May 19, 2026

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

May 19, 2026

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

May 19, 2026

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

May 18, 2026

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

Apr 1, 2026

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Apr 1, 2026

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Mar 31, 2026

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Mar 31, 2026

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Mar 31, 2026

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Mar 30, 2026

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Mar 30, 2026

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Mar 30, 2026

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Mar 29, 2026

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Mar 28, 2026

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Mar 27, 2026

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Mar 27, 2026

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Mar 27, 2026

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Mar 27, 2026

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Mar 27, 2026

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Mar 25, 2026

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Mar 25, 2026

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Mar 24, 2026

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Mar 24, 2026

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Mar 23, 2026

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Mar 23, 2026

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Mar 23, 2026