If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
