Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems like we've reached the point where even math is predicting our doom! 🙈🧮 Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure there's still a margin of error in those calculations… I hope. 😅 #MathNerdHumor
Funny screwed quotes
If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.
Commentary:
🍎🌳 Looks like the family tree is a bit crooked! If apples don't fall far from the tree, I guess your kids are in for one wild ride! 🤪 Time to buckle up and embrace the chaos!
If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
Commentary:
Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!