My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you’ve got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest”

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