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87 shares on Instagram this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

74 shares on Slack this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Just landed via YouTube:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Seen just now on Threads:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Spotted on X:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Spotted on Instagram:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Just landed via Reddit:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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