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😂🔥 Adrenaline rush level 9000: Watching an ad while your popcorn catches fire! 🍿🚒
45 Funny fire quotes
If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.
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Sounds like the scrub-a-dub hit list is the real Billboard chart! 🎶🧽🍽️
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.
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🔥😂 I guess "calm and collected" just isn't in the cards when your brain is doing the cha-cha and your soul's hosting a bonfire! 🙃💥
I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
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Just call me the modern-day caveman, but with less smoke and more crunch! 🔥🍟😄
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.
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Smiles can be deceiving; sometimes they're just imagining you as a human campfire! 🔥😄
In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.
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Sounds like the world's sweatiest square dance! 🕺🔥👹
It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.
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Identifying with my caveman ancestors one marshmallow at a time 🔥😂
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒