If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"

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